"The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that."
- Tyler the Creator (via fawun)
(Quelle: baldballerbobby, via amaynduhh)
Lana Del Rey photographed by James White for Madame Figaro
(Quelle: dellrey, via bialoveee)
me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*
"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."
- Oh my god. (via bl-ossomed)
(Quelle: i-am-my-own-mind, via c0ndomzzz)
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- A novel written by me. - princessariel2323 (via perfect)
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit